Want a bigger rack? Really can’t afford a boob job? Push-up bras lacking honesty? You’re in luck! The Wine Rack Bra not only increases your bust 2 cup sizes but also can supply you and your friends with up to two bottles of wine! Yet another revolution leading to the degradation of society — hooray!

Going to a sporting event, concert or even the movies, bust out your rack with some fine Cabernet (or booze of choice). However, sucking rum drinks out of a tube connected to your jugs seem a little less classy… no?

Finally, something flat chested gals can stuff into their bra that everyone will drink to! Big chested girls need not apply, suck on someone else’s rack. Cheers!

Description below, buy at After5.

We consider ourselves on the cups of innovative party gear. We mean cusp! The Wine Rack drink dispensing sports bra will increase your bust line by 2 cup sizes AND get you and your friends buzzed at the same time - everyone wins! This, the ultimate party bra, features a pouch to fill with your beverage of choice tucked inside with a long drinking tube that you can feed through the top of your shirt or down the sleeve. Drink through the tube of this bust booster, or pour directly into cup. Speaking of cups, it will increase bust size two full cups (cheers, applause) and simply blow into the tube to fill with air to make up for the alcohol consumption - no deflation! The wine rack will hold 1-1/2 bottles of wine, is designed to fit \”most\” and comes in two sizes: Small (32A-34C) and Medium (34C-36D). In other words, if you already have a stacked rack, no looking a gift horse in the mouth - just sip from someone else’s wine rack or buy one for your less-gifted friend. Not recommended for users with naturally huge chest or carbonated beverages (unless you want to sacrifice comfort and get pornstar stares). Holds 750ml or 25 oz.