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I have a killer hangover. I drank a wee bit (and apparently am talking like a leprechaun) too much wine last night. I was celebrating the world’s worst interview ever yesterday — who asks if you’re willing to relocate to fucking Seattle after the interview is over?

Bloody Mary anyone? I am killing for the salty spicy goodness, but just can’t seem to justify drinking at 10am on Wednesday. The Geisha Bloody Mary looks like it would taste like a stir fry in my mouth.

Worst Cook Ever Bloody Mary

(3 parts) Vodka
(6 parts) Tomato juice
(1 part) Lemon juice
Add dashes of Worcestershire Sauce, Tabasco , salt and pepper
Add a tiny pinch of chili-garlic sauce
Garnish with Green Olives, Celery, lemon and lime wedges

Geisha Mary

2oz. Organic Rice Vodka
2oz Tomato Juice
1/2oz. Soy Sauce
1/2oz. Fresh LIme Juice
Salt and Pepper
Handful of Wasabi

Pour all ingredients over ice and shake.
Garnish with a lice of cucumber, lemon and celery stalk