How to Make Sex Brownies Courtesy of The Beautiful Kind
22Apr2008 Filed under: Treats, after hours, romance Author: Noelle dEstries
We all need a little sex brownies in our life, even if they never reach the oven. Thank you to The Beautiful Kind , for this lovely recipe for…sex.
1. Dump mix in bowl.
2. Add egg.
3. Add water.
4. Think about sex.
5. Get distracted and add water again.
6. Fuck up the recipe.
7. Brownies are now reduced to chocolate goo.
8. Smear on partner, salmonella be damned.
9. Enjoy.
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