Homeland Security Shuts Down WorstCookEver.Com
28May2008 Filed under: Uncategorized Author: Noelle dEstries
Dear Readers,
Over the weekend, Homeland Security decided to take a closer look at WorstCookEver.Com and has since shut it down. Apparently, there was just too much sex and deliciousness — the red flags were oh-so-hot! In an attempt to avert their efforts I have seditiously changed the address to WorstCookEver.Net.
Clever, no?
(The real story screams ass clown, so I’ll stick with the corrupt government shtick, and Yiddish for that matter? (I can’t believe I just said "shtick"))
As you can see, we are back up at our new home and you will once again have a place to find sexual positions and tonight’s dinner all on one site. Lovely, isn’t it?
Sincerely,
Worst Cook Ever
About Worst Cook Ever
Here at Worst Cook Ever, we love food and everything it has to offer. We’ve taken all expectation out of the glorious process of cooking. After all, creating deliciousness should be fun and exciting, one shouldn’t drown in the pressure to succeed! We drink wine while we cook and think you should too. There will be no pretentious filler, just straight talk on how to make something so good your toes curl, or simply get you in good with the opposite sex. This is cooking for life, and cooking very, very, well.
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