Michelada sounds like a painting or a sexual position, not a beer and hot sauce concoction. As I do tend to worship the Bloody Mary, this tantalizing drink looks lovely or rather really dirty. This is the type of brew you’d crave the morning after a drunken bar fight, the taste of blood in your [...]
Yesterday, I was greeted with seductive kisses on my neck. And then a casual, "mmm… you smell like pork tenderloin." Not exactly my perfume of choice. However, with this dish, it’s hard to escape its enticing scent. I love making this because it soaks up the flavors. It’s very versatile. I tend to [...]
We all need a little sex brownies in our life, even if they never reach the oven. Thank you to The Beautiful Kind , for this lovely recipe for…sex.
1. Dump mix in bowl.
2. Add egg.
3. Add water.
4. Think about sex.
5. Get distracted and add water again.
6. Fuck up the recipe.
7. Brownies are now reduced [...]
Ah, yes, wedding season is upon us! I have to attend one Saturday, in a tight black dress and stiletto heels, a curve hugging masterpiece of T&A — a perfect image of sin. Truth be told, I find the only good thing about going to a wedding is the open bar and the [...]
I have a killer hangover. I drank a wee bit (and apparently am talking like a leprechaun) too much wine last night. I was celebrating the world’s worst interview ever yesterday — who asks if you’re willing to relocate to fucking Seattle after the interview is over?
Bloody Mary anyone? I am killing for the salty [...]
This is an actual sign in Belize, in the town of San Pedro. It was lovely to glance at while drinking their specialty, Panty Rippers. One of Belizeês most popular rums, One Barrel Dark Rum is mixed with pineapple juice. It’s simple and goes down very easy in the tropical heat. After 3 or [...]
Looking out the window, I imagine this is how the apocalypse would look - gray and white and cold, barren of all life or the hope of warmer days. Judging by this blog you may think I base my entire mood on the sun. That’s not entirely true.
Today, I’m just in a bad mood and [...]
While I enjoy taking my time strolling the aisles of grocery stores, every now and then I have to run through it like a mad woman. On one particular occasion, I was all ready to check out, about to pay when I realized I had forgotten the limes for the mojitos. I ran to the [...]
For most people, any St.Patty’s Day celebrations happened this weekend. And yesterday was spent in mourning over a pounding hang over. As one friend would contest, I remember seeing you initially and then it’s all a blur, I lost my keys, my ID, my phone and my car and have a bloody cut on my [...]
Ever been in the middle of no where thinking, “wow, I could really go for an espresso right now.” Or perhaps you’re climbing a mountain, carousing through the jungle and you just have espresso on the mind. Maybe you’re walking down a crowded city street with a Starbuck’s and local coffee hunt on either side [...]
Here at Worst Cook Ever, we love food and everything it has to offer. We’ve taken all expectation out of the glorious process of cooking. After all, creating deliciousness should be fun and exciting, one shouldn’t drown in the pressure to succeed! We drink wine while we cook and think you should too. There will be no pretentious filler, just straight talk on how to make something so good your toes curl, or simply get you in good with the opposite sex. This is cooking for life, and cooking very, very, well.