Just the title of this recipe coats my mouth with desire. Mussels, butter, sake and chiles — what a beautiful combination created by Bon Appétit . I couldn’t have painted a better dish. Stir things up tonight with this Asian take on a classic French cuisine — be sure to have some crusty bread [...]
That’s my supermodel dog, Tesla, hanging out with the super food ginger. At sushi bars, I always order two of the ginger house salads. When no one is looking, I sip the dressing on the bottom. This is my favorite dressing to make at home. You’ll taste ginger for days…
4 inch piece of [...]
A recipe on Top Chef caught my eye the other night, bacon with a sweet miso glaze. They didn’t exactly spell out the recipe, in fact, all I have to go with is the look of orgasmic delight on each of the judges faces. Obviously the glaze can be used over anything — [...]
This weekend we had the wedding to attend and drama to unfold. After all, it wouldn’t be a wedding without wasted characters grabbing your ass and sticking their tongues down the throats of non-willing participants. As my friend would say, people have gone to jail for less.
Sunday — we grilled. Simple pleasures, simple [...]
I spent the weekend with a pack of guidos at a food show in a casino. My guidette deli owner and I were in a meat market of high powered sexually deprived, married Italian men, reeking of garlic and grappa and wanting nothing more than to poke us with their salami. It was [...]
Many people enjoy guacamole, but I don’t know many who would slice open an avocado and eat its tasty flesh with a spoon. I grew up eating them. We would slice them open, sprinkle salt and pepper and drizzle olive oil and vinegar on top. For dinner, I would eat two whole avocados. [...]
I remember quite clearly the first time I made stuffed artichokes. It was Christmas time, I was in love and had the kitchen all to myself. My boyfriend painted my ornament upstairs, ‘the brain’ from Pinky and the Brain (best-cartoon-ever). Etta James was playing, the wine was flowing… I was staring at the pointy massive [...]
I’ve always wanted to wake up super early in the morning and make bread while sipping on espresso. Like most things, I think the dream of making bread is much better than the reality. I can run down to the bakery and buy a baguette for $2.50 or I could spend hours making it myself [...]
This past Easter Sunday, I decided to make a rack of lamb (how cliché!) — one of the easiest and tastiest dinners to create. This is also great for appetizers and makes a great romantic presentation.
On a side note, it was a great accompaniment to the sexual tense film, The Sound of Music. If you’ve [...]
The last time I was in Hong Kong, I was ushered into a brightly colored restaurant and served the ancient delicacy of aged eggs. The egg yolk was a dark blue almost black slimy mess. I took a bite and was surprised by the overall sweetness, an avocado like texture resembling a creamy cheese.
You don’t [...]
Here at Worst Cook Ever, we love food and everything it has to offer. We’ve taken all expectation out of the glorious process of cooking. After all, creating deliciousness should be fun and exciting, one shouldn’t drown in the pressure to succeed! We drink wine while we cook and think you should too. There will be no pretentious filler, just straight talk on how to make something so good your toes curl, or simply get you in good with the opposite sex. This is cooking for life, and cooking very, very, well.