It’s 11am on Friday morning and I browsing through this vintage Betty Crocker’s Picture Cook Book (Revised and Enlarged) from 1956. It smells like a combination of nostalgia and cat piss, which reminds me of my childhood home.
There is a “Special Helps” section with little poems and tips to keep the no-doubt sexually frustrated housewife [...]
Anthony Bourdain is my pass, I discussed it with my boyfriend last week; though, I have to admit it was a close call with Tommy Lee Jones. Why not Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp or George Clooney? Well, frankly, I happen to be dating my own version of juicy man meat, movie star good looks, witty [...]
Welcome Home Dinner:
Brussel Sprouts sauteed with shallots and garlic, Sliced Tomatoes with fresh garlic, olive oil and balsamic, Pork Chop in a soy-maple-chili glaze.
I apologize for the lack of posts last week. I was on a cruise and thus far too drunk, full and poor to report any Worst Cook deliciousness. It’s good to [...]
Need something to put on your coffee table that will inspire conversation even in the most awkward of situations? Think along the lines of your significant other spitting out that you’re a high powered atheist in a room of born again Christians. Can you hear the crickets?
My Last Supper: 50 Great Chefs and Their Final [...]
Here at Worst Cook Ever, we love food and everything it has to offer. We’ve taken all expectation out of the glorious process of cooking. After all, creating deliciousness should be fun and exciting, one shouldn’t drown in the pressure to succeed! We drink wine while we cook and think you should too. There will be no pretentious filler, just straight talk on how to make something so good your toes curl, or simply get you in good with the opposite sex. This is cooking for life, and cooking very, very, well.