Have you ever noticed how everyone was something spectacular in their “past life”? I have yet to meet anyone who wasn’t a prince, an Egyptian sex goddess, or general in the Roman army. Please. I’m still waiting for someone to tell me that they felt energy at a turn of the century toilet in Paris [...]
We’re told never to stick metal forks into electrical sockets, but I’m sure some of us have probably at one time or another done just that with a toaster. It’s kind of like playing ‘Operation’, but instead of that annoying buzzing noise and glowing red nose, connect the circuit and you’ll be the one lighting [...]
It’s a sad day when your cereal has lost that crunch. I can still remember when my Rice Krispie Treat Cereal failed to snap, crackle, pop back in ‘96.
I assumed these things just happened, that is until I found the EatMeCrunchy Bowl .
The eatmecrunchy cereal bowl was developed to have a unique shelf-design [...]
I’ve always wanted to wake up super early in the morning and make bread while sipping on espresso. Like most things, I think the dream of making bread is much better than the reality. I can run down to the bakery and buy a baguette for $2.50 or I could spend hours making it myself [...]
My version of French toast, is the anti-gourmet. I’m sure there are much more sophisticated versions, but when you’re hungover, or better yet still tipsy from the night before — this is as good as it gets.
Ingredients:
1 Egg
2 Tbls of milk (a splash)
1 tsp. of vanilla
1 tsp. of cinnamon
2 tsp of sugar
Whisk the above ingredients [...]
Here at Worst Cook Ever, we love food and everything it has to offer. We’ve taken all expectation out of the glorious process of cooking. After all, creating deliciousness should be fun and exciting, one shouldn’t drown in the pressure to succeed! We drink wine while we cook and think you should too. There will be no pretentious filler, just straight talk on how to make something so good your toes curl, or simply get you in good with the opposite sex. This is cooking for life, and cooking very, very, well.