The smell of boxed cake mix is like an orgasm for my nose. Suddenly moist supreme takes on new meaning and I can’t help but be drawn to the magical goo. Who knew there were so many sexual innuendos in the baking aisle?
I am making Oreo buttercream cupcakes for a birthday party this [...]

Ah, yes, wedding season is upon us! I have to attend one Saturday, in a tight black dress and stiletto heels, a curve hugging masterpiece of T&A — a perfect image of sin. Truth be told, I find the only good thing about going to a wedding is the open bar and the [...]

“So what do you do for living?” - this is a horrible question. It is prescribed fodder. Let’s be honest, most are merely using it to feign interest to get in your good graces or in your pants. I have a difficult time explaining how I make money. People assume that because I don’t commute [...]

Cheesecake isn’t necessarily easy to make, but this Pecan and Salt Caramael Cheesecake is worth the effort. I tried this recipe instead of my usual apple pie for Thanksgiving a couple years ago and it’s sweet and salty tango still dances in my mouth.
My advice, buy a good springform pan and follow the directions explicitly. [...]

What’s up with store bought cakes and massive cookies slathered with frosting at every child’s birthday party. Whatever happened to piping frosting and character cake pans? Looking back on my childhood birthday parties, one in particular stands out, the Wish Bear Care Bear Cake. I reflect on it with great joy and nostalgia, truth be [...]