We’re told never to stick metal forks into electrical sockets, but I’m sure some of us have probably at one time or another done just that with a toaster. It’s kind of like playing ‘Operation’, but instead of that annoying buzzing noise and glowing red nose, connect the circuit and you’ll be the one lighting [...]
Noelle: I have to write a post about soaking cork.
Mary: What’s soaking cork?
Noelle: You don’t know? Funny, I figured you would always be good at soaking cork.
Mary: What are you talking about?
Noelle: Soaking Cork.
Long pause - Mary is clearly googling “soaking cork”.
Mary: Oh, you mean the SNL Skit
Enjoy.
It’s very romantic to collect corks. I have [...]
Everyone needs a great knife in the kitchen. I’m not talking about the kind you get in a set either. I’m referencing the “get out your wallet and spend some $$ on one single knife” philosophy. Of course, generally, you need different knives for different activities. It usually isn’t easy to use a slicing knife [...]
Those of us stupid enough to live and breathe on the East Coast during winter truly appreciate grilling outside for the five months we can actually do it. Those months are en route, but in the mean time check out the Ariete SteakHouse Indoor Grill.
To me, it looks like a snazzy inverted George Foreman. It’s [...]
Ever been in the middle of no where thinking, “wow, I could really go for an espresso right now.” Or perhaps you’re climbing a mountain, carousing through the jungle and you just have espresso on the mind. Maybe you’re walking down a crowded city street with a Starbuck’s and local coffee hunt on either side [...]
Starting a charcoal grill is always something of a pain in the ass. Sure, you could get the briquettes that come pre-soaked in lighter fluid, but they never seem to work as advertised and in my opinion stink up the food. Then, you have to wait a bit to get the whole thing hot. When [...]
Damnit, why didn’t I think of this? Solving the age-old dilemma of spatula and pizza scissor juggling, an observant inventor has come up with a replacement that combines the best of both worlds. Now you can cut and serve without having one more piece of equipment to clean of melted cheese when done. Available from [...]
When cooking with another person, good intentions of enjoying the camaraderie of working together in the kitchen can often turn violent. “That’s how you cut an onion?” “Do really plan on using that much garlic?” “Are you sure you want to cook fish for that long?”
Well, now you can reproach those infringing on your territory [...]
Want a bigger rack? Really can’t afford a boob job? Push-up bras lacking honesty? You’re in luck! The Wine Rack Bra not only increases your bust 2 cup sizes but also can supply you and your friends with up to two bottles of wine! Yet another revolution leading to the degradation of society — hooray!
Going [...]
I am one of those people that always forget ‘the list’ for grocery shopping. Yep, that’s me. The quintessential ingredient seemingly slips my mind, and people hate me for it. Thus I have found the perfect solution for the Worst Cook: To-Do Tattoo, made by the very cool company Fred.
The to-do forms can be [...]
Here at Worst Cook Ever, we love food and everything it has to offer. We’ve taken all expectation out of the glorious process of cooking. After all, creating deliciousness should be fun and exciting, one shouldn’t drown in the pressure to succeed! We drink wine while we cook and think you should too. There will be no pretentious filler, just straight talk on how to make something so good your toes curl, or simply get you in good with the opposite sex. This is cooking for life, and cooking very, very, well.