Quick poll: Is there anyone who actually owns this trash can and also has sex regularly?

Those of us stupid enough to live and breathe on the East Coast during winter truly appreciate grilling outside for the five months we can actually do it. Those months are en route, but in the mean time check out the Ariete SteakHouse Indoor Grill.
To me, it looks like a snazzy inverted George Foreman. It’s [...]

Ever been in the middle of no where thinking, “wow, I could really go for an espresso right now.” Or perhaps you’re climbing a mountain, carousing through the jungle and you just have espresso on the mind. Maybe you’re walking down a crowded city street with a Starbuck’s and local coffee hunt on either side [...]

I’ve often wondered why after a night on the town one craves the most vile of foods. Garbage Plate like travesties, of hamburger meat, macaroni salad, cheese, french fries and hot sauce. I don’t think I recall any drunken chum craving tuna sashimi, with a side of steamed tofu and a cucumber salad. It’s all [...]

I grew up with my grandmother living in the same house, so waking up some mornings and spying her dentures floating near my toothbrush wasn’t that uncommon. Odd yes, but then again, you’ve never been to my home.
As we’re always ready to bring you the latest developments in ice cube advancements, today brings news of [...]

When cooking with another person, good intentions of enjoying the camaraderie of working together in the kitchen can often turn violent. “That’s how you cut an onion?” “Do really plan on using that much garlic?” “Are you sure you want to cook fish for that long?”
Well, now you can reproach those infringing on your territory [...]

Want a bigger rack? Really can’t afford a boob job? Push-up bras lacking honesty? You’re in luck! The Wine Rack Bra not only increases your bust 2 cup sizes but also can supply you and your friends with up to two bottles of wine! Yet another revolution leading to the degradation of society — hooray!
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It’s come to this. I understand the market for robot vacuums, grass cutters, and vibrating dildos. I understand these have in some ways progressed our race forward and relieved the burden of actually expending energy. But self shaking salt and pepper shakers? Either it’s genius, criminal, or simply an idea come to fruition through channels [...]

Most of you have a bamboo steamer basket still wrapped in its box in the basement. You’ve never used it - don’t lie. It’s actually a very useful tool in the Worst Cook arsenal. Steamed dumplings are little bundles of goodness that make love to your mouth. Let the introductions begin…
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I am one of those people that always forget ‘the list’ for grocery shopping. Yep, that’s me. The quintessential ingredient seemingly slips my mind, and people hate me for it. Thus I have found the perfect solution for the Worst Cook: To-Do Tattoo, made by the very cool company Fred.
The to-do forms can be [...]