We all learned long ago that a hangover is a bad case of dehydration — your brain has shrunk and is tugging on the membrane. Lovely imagery. Everyone seems to have the best hangover cure up their sleeve and it’s usually a disgusting concoction, other times it’s words of wisdom: don’t drink too [...]
Ah, yes, wedding season is upon us! I have to attend one Saturday, in a tight black dress and stiletto heels, a curve hugging masterpiece of T&A — a perfect image of sin. Truth be told, I find the only good thing about going to a wedding is the open bar and the [...]
I have a killer hangover. I drank a wee bit (and apparently am talking like a leprechaun) too much wine last night. I was celebrating the world’s worst interview ever yesterday — who asks if you’re willing to relocate to fucking Seattle after the interview is over?
Bloody Mary anyone? I am killing for the salty [...]
Barbara Walters had a special on aging last night. She discussed the advancements in cryogenics and stem cell research, technologies that one day could make our average life span reach hundreds if not thousands of years. Beyond this incredible new research were basic, every day things that we can do to improve upon our future [...]
I’ve often wondered why after a night on the town one craves the most vile of foods. Garbage Plate like travesties, of hamburger meat, macaroni salad, cheese, french fries and hot sauce. I don’t think I recall any drunken chum craving tuna sashimi, with a side of steamed tofu and a cucumber salad. It’s all [...]
My version of French toast, is the anti-gourmet. I’m sure there are much more sophisticated versions, but when you’re hungover, or better yet still tipsy from the night before — this is as good as it gets.
Ingredients:
1 Egg
2 Tbls of milk (a splash)
1 tsp. of vanilla
1 tsp. of cinnamon
2 tsp of sugar
Whisk the above ingredients [...]
Ever have one of those weeks where you are constantly hungover? No? Well than you are a much better person than I… or not an alcoholic. In the case of such a week, desperate measures take over and your body must be healed of all the god forsaken impurities you drank, injected, snorted, inhaled and [...]
Here at Worst Cook Ever, we love food and everything it has to offer. We’ve taken all expectation out of the glorious process of cooking. After all, creating deliciousness should be fun and exciting, one shouldn’t drown in the pressure to succeed! We drink wine while we cook and think you should too. There will be no pretentious filler, just straight talk on how to make something so good your toes curl, or simply get you in good with the opposite sex. This is cooking for life, and cooking very, very, well.