My beautiful American Staffordshire Terrier, Tesla (named after scientist, not band), is my best friend and nutritionist. If she were a woman, she would be on that Bravo TV show WorkOut; she’s completely ripped and wild. In order to keep portions down, I give her roughly half of my lunch, and part of every meal [...]
I have a killer hangover. I drank a wee bit (and apparently am talking like a leprechaun) too much wine last night. I was celebrating the world’s worst interview ever yesterday — who asks if you’re willing to relocate to fucking Seattle after the interview is over?
Bloody Mary anyone? I am killing for the salty [...]
Barbara Walters had a special on aging last night. She discussed the advancements in cryogenics and stem cell research, technologies that one day could make our average life span reach hundreds if not thousands of years. Beyond this incredible new research were basic, every day things that we can do to improve upon our future [...]
Here at Worst Cook Ever, we love food and everything it has to offer. We’ve taken all expectation out of the glorious process of cooking. After all, creating deliciousness should be fun and exciting, one shouldn’t drown in the pressure to succeed! We drink wine while we cook and think you should too. There will be no pretentious filler, just straight talk on how to make something so good your toes curl, or simply get you in good with the opposite sex. This is cooking for life, and cooking very, very, well.