This dish is something you’ll scream for in the morning. Long strips of parpadelle pasta layered in a cream sauce, with browned pancetta, Spanish onions and garlic topped with fresh arugula, basil and a half naked man.
Directions:
Brown 8 pieces of pancetta lightly in a pan with a couple cloves of garlic and half an onion [...]
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