We all need a little sex brownies in our life, even if they never reach the oven. Thank you to The Beautiful Kind , for this lovely recipe for…sex.
1. Dump mix in bowl.
2. Add egg.
3. Add water.
4. Think about sex.
5. Get distracted and add water again.
6. Fuck up the recipe.
7. Brownies are now reduced [...]
I remember quite clearly the first time I made stuffed artichokes. It was Christmas time, I was in love and had the kitchen all to myself. My boyfriend painted my ornament upstairs, ‘the brain’ from Pinky and the Brain (best-cartoon-ever). Etta James was playing, the wine was flowing… I was staring at the pointy massive [...]
Biggest aphrodisiac of all time — being cooked for. Sure pornography, oral sex, white beaches and date rape drugs get you in the mood but there’s nothing quite like watching someone you love prepare a meal.
Last night, I made pork tenderloin that was slathered in soy sauce, white wine and shallots. I made tiny slits [...]
This past Easter Sunday, I decided to make a rack of lamb (how cliché!) — one of the easiest and tastiest dinners to create. This is also great for appetizers and makes a great romantic presentation.
On a side note, it was a great accompaniment to the sexual tense film, The Sound of Music. If you’ve [...]
Anthony Bourdain is my pass, I discussed it with my boyfriend last week; though, I have to admit it was a close call with Tommy Lee Jones. Why not Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp or George Clooney? Well, frankly, I happen to be dating my own version of juicy man meat, movie star good looks, witty [...]
Editor’s Note: As it is Valentine’s Day, we’ve reached out to our lovely sexpert over at The Beautiful Kind to enlighten us on the steamy relationship of food and sex. Thanks TBK!
When it comes to food play and sex, bananas, licorice whips, and chocolate syrup are so last year (I can’t stand chocolate syrup in [...]
Mussels are a beautiful thing. Gloriously inexpensive and they absorb whatever delicious broth your cook them in - imagine morsels of garlic and butter popping in your mouth. Make them for Valentine’s Day, for yourself or a loved one. It’s a mouthwatering appetizer before things get kinky.
I like mine cooked in a white wine butter [...]
Here at Worst Cook Ever, we love food and everything it has to offer. We’ve taken all expectation out of the glorious process of cooking. After all, creating deliciousness should be fun and exciting, one shouldn’t drown in the pressure to succeed! We drink wine while we cook and think you should too. There will be no pretentious filler, just straight talk on how to make something so good your toes curl, or simply get you in good with the opposite sex. This is cooking for life, and cooking very, very, well.