http://worstcookever.net Just another WordPress weblog Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:56:13 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I have returned from Jail and ready to begin posting again. Stay tuned. Tonight's menu is seared scallops, turkey meatballs with asian bbq sauce and those amazing little itty bitty hot dogs. And of course... plenty of booze. http://worstcookever.net/2008/12/31/worst-cook-ever-rises-from-dead/ Coconut milk and curry powder do wonderous things. Among them is making your home smell like an Indian restaraunt. As soon as curry hits sizziling oil your struck with its complexity. Add a splash of coconut milk and you're on a different plane of "yum". As good as that picture ... http://worstcookever.net/2008/08/11/coconut-curry-stir-fry-the-wow-factor/ Have you ever noticed how everyone was something spectacular in their "past life"? I have yet to meet anyone who wasn't a prince, an Egyptian sex goddess, or general in the Roman army. Please. I'm still waiting for someone to tell me that they felt energy at a turn of ... http://worstcookever.net/2008/08/05/blueberry-pancakes-and-reincarnation/ The gentleman lover and I had a duel to the death over who could create the best pizza. The great debate took place over cheese on top or cheese on bottom. His pizza was layered with artichoke hearts, pepperoni, onions, mushrooms and hot peppers. My pizza had a chili garlic ... http://worstcookever.net/2008/08/05/pizza-duel/ In a country where death is the penalty for a narcotics offense -- they don't mind if you season your food with marijuana. JAKARTA (Reuters) - Indonesian Vice President Jusuf, who opposes legalising marijuana, doesn't mind the drug being used in cooking, a newspaper reported on Wednesday. "It's alright to use it ... http://worstcookever.net/2008/08/02/indonesia-down-with-culinary-marijuana/ I have been so busy this week that I have neglected this site... I am a terrible person. I have a lovely picture of dinner last night. I made a sandwich out of grilled zucchini (courtesy of Mary Anne for the largest zucchini known to man) and Spanish onions, layered ... http://worstcookever.net/2008/07/31/and-im-spent/ "But we don't beat the Reaper by living longer. We beat the Reaper by living well." Raise a glass tonight to a great man, Randy Pausch; he passed away this morning. He was 47 years old. http://worstcookever.net/2008/07/25/cheers-to-randy-pausch-rip/ In response to a recent comment about Frances Mayes and Under the Tuscan Sun: it turned out that after 100 pages I couldn't read anymore. The book was layered in an orgy of descriptions, as rich and creamy as her pancetta cream sauce. Too much. I wanted to start throwing ... http://worstcookever.net/2008/07/24/under-the-tuscan-sheets/ "These two guys reared this lion from a baby in England but the authorities would not allow them to keep it once it reached maturity so they were forced to give it up, they took it back to Africa and placed it in a ... http://worstcookever.net/2008/07/23/think-happy-thougths/ Courtesy of Bon Appetit, this salsa is incredible. A new twist on your basic guacamole. 1 tablespoon sesame seeds 2 tablespoons unseasoned rice vinegar 1 tablespoon mirin (sweet Japanese rice wine)* 2 teaspoons soy sauce 1 1/2 teaspoons Asian sesame oil 1 1/2 teaspoons coarse kosher salt 1 teaspoon wasabi paste (horseradish paste)* 2 cups coarsely chopped trimmed ... http://worstcookever.net/2008/07/23/asian-avocado-salsa-with-spicy-wasabi/